We spent the night camping in Kansas. It was so cold that night. We heard strange sounds and I'm pretty sure I smelled pot wafting from a shady van near our tent. Not the best night of sleep ever, but there was a pack of adorable wild cats, one of which was a kitten.
The next morning while eating at IHOP, Tim pulled out his iPhone and some wireless hotspots popped up, one of which was called “Uncle Piggly's Incest Farm.”
At this point the music form Deliverance starting playing in my head and we decided that we didn't need to spend anymore time in Kansas. We drove straight through the endless fields and on into Colorado. I made the obligatory joke, "I don't think we're in Kansas anymore." Actually I couldn't wait to make the joke so I made it halfway through Kansas.
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